A Christmas Camel

(brooker / reid)

My amazon six-triggered bride
Now searching for a place to hide
Still sees the truth quite easily
But shrouds all else in mystery
While madmen in top hats and tails
Impale themselves on six-inch nails
And some arabian also-ran
Impersonates a watering can

Some santa claus-like face of note
Entreats my ears to set afloat
My feeble sick and weary brain
And I am overcome with shame
And hide inside my overcoat
And hurriedly begin to quote
While some arabian sheikh most grand
Impersonates a hot-dog stand

The red cross ambulance outside
Can only mean that I must hide
'til dusk and finally the night
When I will make a hasty flight
Across the sea and far away
To where the weary exiles stay
And some arabian oil-well
Impersonates a padded cell

'twas Tea-time at The Circus
A Dream in Ev'ry Home
A Real Attitude
A Rum Tale
A Salty Dog
A Souvenir of London
A Whiter Shade of Pale
About to Die
All Our Dreams Are Sold
Alpha
As Strong as Samson
Barnyard Story
Beyond The Pale
Boredom
Bringing Home The Bacon
Broken Barricades
Butterfly Boys
Cerdes
Conquistador
Crucifiction Lane
Dead Man's Dream
Drunk Again
Eight Days a Week
Fires
Fool's Gold
For Liquorice John
Fresh Fruit
Good Captain Clack
Grand Finale
Grand Hotel
Holding On
Homburg
I Keep Forgetting
Il Tuo Diamante
In Held 'twas in I
In The Autumn of My Madness
In The Autumn of My Madness
In The Wee Small Hours of Sixpence
Into The Flood
Juicy John Pink
Kaleidoscope
Last Train to Niagara
Learn to Fly
Lime Street Blues
Long Gone Geek
Look to Your Soul
Luskus Delph
Mabel
Magdalene
Man With a Mission
Memorial Drive
New Lamps for Old
Nothing but The Truth
Nothing That I Didn't Know
One Eye on The Future, One Eye on The Past
One More Time
Pandora's Box
Perpetual Motion
Piggy Pig Pig
Pilgrims Progress
Poor Mohammed
Power Failure
Quite Rightly So
Rambling On
Robert's Box
Salad Days
Seem to Have The Blues Most All The Time
She Wandered Through The Garden Fence
Shine on Brightly
Simple Sister
Skating on Thin Ice
Skeptic at The Feast in Ashes
Skip Softly
So Far Behind
Something Following Me
Something Magic
Song for a Dreamer
Still There'll Be More
Strangers in Space
Taking The Time
The Devil Came from Kansas
The Final Thrust
The Hand That Rocks The Cradle
The Idol
The King of Hearts
The Mark of The Claw
The Milk of Human Kindness
The Piper's Tune
The Pursuit of Happiness
The Thin End of The Wedge
The Truth Won't Fade Away
The Unquiet Zone
The Worm The Tree
The Wreck of The Hesperus
This Old Dog
Too Much Between Us
Toujours L'amour
Turn Back The Page
Typewriter Torment
Well, I...
Whaling Stories
Whisky Train
Wish Me Well
Without a Doubt
Wizard Man